Eddsworld oneshots

Edd x Matt (insert clever fucking title)

(Lmao sorry about the fucking title in really sleepy and possibly high but whatever. And yes I changed some things about the way I write the story)

Edd pov

I was on the couch petting ringo. Today was boring and uneventful which wasn't usual because- I mean- were fucking eddsworld characters something ALWAYS happens (breaking the fourth wall like a boss)

It was totally silent except for the light sound of the TV. "Uggghhh in so bored I want something to happen- "

He got cut off by the high pitched scream of his best friend(and super gay crush ;) )
"EeeeeEEEEEDDDDD!!!!! THERE'S A BEE IN THE HOUSE HELP!"

Edd turned around and jumped up from the couch opening the door. Trying to get the bee out. It kept chasing Matt.

Matt ran to the back in his room and came out with a broom swinging it at the bee. "LEAVE THIS HOUSE YOU FOUL BEAST!" Matt screamed and eventually it flew out the door.

"What. The. Hell." I mumbled then sighed. Putting my hands over my face in frustration. "Is...is it gone?" Matt said quietly "yes Matt the bee is gone. The harmless bee that literally can sting you and you would only feel a pinch is gone." I said as he hugged me "it could have hurt my face! My second favorite thing in the world!" he said sitting next to me by the door. " what's the first favorite thing? " I asked while laying on his arm "you.." he mumbles as I blush and hug him. "Awww! Your my favorite thing too! Well person at least." I pecked how cheek and stood up. He's such a cutie.

Bonus

Mats pov

He kissed me
He.
Kissed.
Me.
"TORD YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS! " I heard Tom shout
"gOD DUCKING DAMN IT!"