I see your deer-caught-in-the-headlights eyes and I raise you another look of confusion, because this book is not for the sane.
To explain this, I must introduce you to the Dan and Phil Sanctuary Facebook group- where all the ideas will be birthed, over-exaggerated, over-sexualized, then put here for your enjoyment.
A few heads-up before you commence are in order, so please read them carefully:
1. There will be, as you've gathered, a lot of swearing, sexy man on fur- I mean man action, and I want to rate it at 17+, but you're subscribed to Dan, so who am I to stop you?
2. If you are a part of the FB group and came to say hi, read away! But if you're not part of the group and deem this inappropriate, please note that the group is (mostly) innocent in nature and I'm only doing this for entertainment/shock value, so please, kindly do not bash the group for my misdoing! That being said, join us there! It's a lot of fun.
3. I will do my absolute best not to go as far as the infamous Hat Fic, but one can only be so cautious..
4. There's really nothing else to say, but I will clarify this: in my book, it's bad luck to include a question mark in any sort of title or heading, so excuse the fact that there is none in the headline, but it is, in reality, a rhetorical question.
Now that that's established, may your gags be minimal and your questioning stares temporary!
Happy reading!
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The Oil Fic (Phan)
FanfictionPlease, leave your shoes and virgin eyes at the door. The smut, the filth and the sexy, all in a book titled as the first fic in it and powered by a facebook group. Scream if you must, but justify it to no one!
