I'm not gonna watch [insert addictive tv-series] tonight. I won't.
[Thirty seconds later ...] AHHHH [insert main character in all caps], YOU BELONG WITH [insert side character everyone likes]!1!1!
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I'm not gonna watch [insert addictive tv-series] tonight. I won't.
[Thirty seconds later ...] AHHHH [insert main character in all caps], YOU BELONG WITH [insert side character everyone likes]!1!1!