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Today I stumbled upon another homemade cake in the kitchen. I knew it was made by Splendor and the massive amount of glitter showed it. It looked so tempting but when I almost took a slice, Smile Dog jumped onto the table and swallowed it. My rage grew but I tried to keep it hidden. Then, I heard a whistle. Smile Dog looked at the doorway and there was Nina. "Here boy! Here." She said. Smile Dog hopped down from the counter and followed Nina outside to where he began peeing on Trenderman's flowers. 

He sure will kill someone tonight.

Later at lunch, Jeff started a food fight with Jane and when Trenderman returned home from his work, he had a panic attack. I sent most of them to bed but not before putting Jeff in the corner. Toby had to visit his sister's grave and I went along with him. But we could not go without people taking pictures, the police stopping us, and getting arrested.

Once we arrived home, all was quiet and I decided this would be a good time to relax. At around 3 AM, I got a call from Zalgo. It went like this:

Zalgo: "What you doing Slendy?"

Me: "Stop calling me that."

Zalgo: "How are the kids?"

Me: "Heh. No one's died yet."

Zalgo: "Where's your brother?"

Me: "Which one?"

Zalgo: "The sexy one."

Me: "Probably out with many women."

That was when the front door burst open with the unmistakable scent of blood and sweat. I could've gagged but sadly I didn't have a mouth. Oh woe is me. I knew he was home. Offender.

"Hello brother, what are you up to?" He asked. "What's it to you?" I asked. Offender shrugged. Splendor soon came down the hall with Sally and the others. I dropped my phone onto the floor in shocked. "Are you kidding me?!" I screamed. "I had a nightmare." Sally sucked on her thumb. I brought out my tentacles but then took a deep breath. "It's okay sir. We have the bad ones under control." Timothy said. Jeff appeared to be in a straight jacket with Nina. They were laughing loudly.

"Just........go..........to...........sleep!" I screamed at them in my demon voice.

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