Today was a disaster.
So, I was taking a walk in the woods and stumbled upon a small child. I looked around and when there was no one else, I tapped the child on the shoulder. The child looked over and said: "Holy shit!" He then began to physically attack me with his book bag and it wasn't until I said: "I'll do anything!" he stopped. "Ice cream!" He screeched. So, I took some of Trendy's money and we headed out.
When we arrived at a ice cream truck, the cashier immediately tasered me. I hated the fact that I was know as a monster. I was arrested for it every time until I explained. The child began crying for the ice cream and I threw the money at him; running away. This is why I never aduct children.
Sometimes all they do is whine and bicker. They are mostly violent and kill me if it wasn't for the fact that I was immortal.
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