4. sarcasm & stalkers

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DIRECT MESSAGES andreburakovsky & adriansmith

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DIRECT MESSAGES
andreburakovsky & adriansmith

andre
hey baby baby

A⚡️
hey burky baby

are ya sober now? how are ya
feeling?

andre
yeah im sober, and
i feel like shit

so i texted you cause
you always make me feel
better :)

A⚡️
you're so smooth wtf

andre
;))

A⚡️
:)

andre
i wanna get to know
you

A⚡️
and i wanna get to
know you

andre
where do you
live?

A⚡️
that came out kinda creepy

andre
ya im a creepy
stalker in my free time

A⚡️
smh ur a bad
creepy stalker they dont
normally admit that they're
a creepy stalker

andre
anywaysss

where are u from? or
are currently stationed?

I DONT KNOW HOW TO
ASK YOU WHERE U LIVE
WITHOUT ASKING WHERE
DO U LIVE

A⚡️
aw babyyyy

i live in Winnipeg

andre
huh i have a sudden desire
to go to winnipeg

A⚡️
you're so cute

andre
ikik 😘

A⚡️
...

andre
oh thanks u too

OH MY GOD!1!1!1!

GUESS WHAT I JUST
REALIZED ?!?!

A⚡️
hmmm u finally realized...

TOMS HOTTER THAN U

YOU FORGOT TO FEED UR CAT

U ACTUALLY HAVE A DOG

andre
WE PLAY WINNIPEG
IN A MONTH !¡

IN WINNIPEG !!!!!!

no wtf

A⚡️
oh yeah thats cool too

andre
we've been over this tom is
a dick

A⚡️
someones jealousss

andre
i am

A⚡️
aw baby baby you're
so cute

andre
...

A⚡️
oh sorry

you're sooo fucking hot
like i cant breath is it hot in
here or is it just you? someone
call the fire department cause you're so
fucking hot

andre
awww that was
totally unexpected!!

you're too sweet baby

like really you didn't
have tooo!!! 💁🏼

A⚡️
aw you're so welcome baby

i just had to tell you like ive
been holding it in for so long

andre
okay wow i just reread that
and our level of sarcasm is
spectacular

A⚡️
ikr hahah

hey!1!1! you spelt it right!

andre
what

oh fuck

stupid autocorrect i
meant sextacular

A⚡️
i dont know what to
say

i i i i smh

andre
love love love youuu

A⚡️
hate hate hate youuu

andre
gASP

did u just

A⚡️
jkjkjk love love love youuu tooo
baby burks

andre
😑

A⚡️
😚?

andre
sigh

😚.

A⚡️
maybe 😚 will be our
always

andre
😚

[authors note]
i think im gonna make
this book a littler shorter,
maybe around 12 chapters? im
not sure yettt :)

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