A little bit of Hopeless Magic

VI

After school and that apprentice thing

Ali and Henry were hanging out at the Great Hall.

"Henry," she started, and took a sip of her butterbeer with a smile. "There's a rumor spreading."

"About?" he asked.

"You know that girl who calls me lesbian all the time and claims I perv on her, right? Well her friend found her search history and camera roll.. She's so the lesbian one."

"Damn, you mean Samantha?" He asks and Ali nods, "what about Ron though."

"Come on, Weasley is only there for sex, we all know that they were never really a thing. Have you seen her ass?"

"No.."

"It's cuz she doesn't have one."

"Damn, Ali, daammmnn."

"Oh, shut up," Ali retorts seeing that Henry was looking at both of their body's.

"Don't worry, I'm not judging."

"Henry!" She flustered, glancing at the other kids who were studying.

"Ali, come on, you said yes to marrying me this morning," Henry said.

"Yes but before that I bragged that we only fuck when we both want to, which was true, and will hopefully continue to be true."

"Okay, I get it. Can a we cuddle a little though?" He asks gently, because even though he was a little on the thirsty side, he knew Ali. He didn't want to do anything if she didn't want to, and he didn't want to hurt her.

"Yeah," she nods, sitting closer to him and laying her head on his lap. "I'm sorry, though."

"It's okay, Alligator."

"Maybe later, though," she said softly. He nodded. "But we do have to study, there's a potions test tomorrow and I'm not about to get on Snape's even worse side."

"Aw," Henry said, knowing that Snape was cruel to Ali often and hating the fact. "You are good at potions though, he's just a bit of a di-"

Ali gave him a look, and so did Snape, as apparently he was walking by."Uhhha bit of a deeeeliight," Ali saved him."Detention, both of you, the rest of the week."

Henry jumped up to defend Ali, "what the hell, man?"

"I'm sorry, did you not hear me? De. Ten. Tion. Maybe we should cover literature here too, kids can't use a damn dictionary."

"Maybe, but there are two words I love," Henry started. Ali stared at him, knowing what was next. "Fuck you."

"When, where, and how hard," snape smirked.

"HOLY SHIT IF DEADPOOL WAS HERE TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL HE WOULD REMIND OUR AUTHOR THAT THIS IS NOT A STUDENT X TEACHER BOOK BUT I DON'T SEE HIM SO I GUESS I HAVE TO DO IT," Ali exclaimed. Everybody stared like 'wtf rawr xd.'

"Henry, I'm supposed to eat dinner with my parents tonight. Wanna come?" Ali asks gently when Snape walks off.

"Yeah, if it's okay with them."

"Yeah I mean they told me to invite you so," she chuckles, "fuck it's 7, I have to be home at like 8."

"We have an hour, though," Henry says.

"Have you met my mom, you have to be an hour early."

"Fair enough."