One Direction Preferences/Imagines

Dirty Pick Up Line

A/N: Boys suck. I wrote this to try to cheer myself up aha not working...

HARRY: Do you work at UPS? Because you're checking out my package😏

NIALL: Babe, were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise cock 😉

LOUIS: Hey, did you fall on a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a sweet ass... Like me😱

LIAM: Darling, remember my name because that's what you're going to scream tonight 😜

ZAYN: Whenever I'm around you, I'm like a complex word. Hard.... And long 😂