Bungou Stray Dogs X Reader Oneshots

-Dazai-

Note: fluff/ dramatic!reader

I'm happy you requested this CosmicOompaLoompa! It was so fun to write this you potato. I like your username btw lol
Hope this is what you wanted???

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"Dazai!" You screech our to your boyfriend as you stared at your reflection in the bathroom mirror.

"What is it my love?" Dazai jeered as his head peeked trough the headboard of the hot and foggy room. He was used to your sudden dramatic outbursts so he didn't worry too much about your screeching of his name.

You kept swiping the condensation off the mirror frantically, trying to get a better look at your face. Times like these you dreaded, getting pimples.

"Oh Dazai! I look so gross!" You cried out "look at me, I look like a damn potato!" You shouted as you looked at the few red bumps that formed on your skin.

"I am looking, and you don't look gross. Potatoes are delicious, just like you." He winked as he grabbed your hand.

"Don't lie Dazai, I'm absolutely ugly!" You swiped your hand out of his and walked past to your shared bedroom, searching for an outfit to wear for the day. You kept searching but nothing you picked out seemed tasteful.

"I can't even find an outfit! Today is the worst!"

"You look gorgeous in anything! If your were wearing even a trash bag you would be the most beautiful."

"Ya' know, maybe I should wear a trash bag. Since I look like trash."

"(Y/n), don't say such things! Your cruel words towards yourself wound me!" He faked cried as he put his one arm around his face and dramatically fell to the ground.

You just sat down on the bed with a pout as you tried to plan out an outfit in your head and what makeup would possibly cover your acne.

Dazai got up from his fake death position up on the bed and kissed your cheek. Holding your form in his long arms.

"Watch it, you might get infected" you smiled a little, trying your best to joke with him. You felt like you annoyed him when you acted like this but you always have been what people called 'over dramatic.'

"Hush love, I'll help you get ready, okay?"

"Okay..."

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"Ta da~" Dazai sang as he pulled your form in front of the mirror in your room. "You look beautiful, as always."

You stared at your reflection, actually feeling content with your appearance. Of course it wasn't anything to drastic but you liked your outfit Dazai helped you with.

"Thanks Dazai, I don't look too bad." You started as you turned to him "but I will always be a potato."

Dazai pulled your face into his, bending down to get on your level, and gave you a sweet kiss on your lips.

"I don't know why you keep calling yourself a potato darling, but now you have me hungry."
The brown haired man started to chuckled and what seemed on cue his stomach made a low growling sound after. "If I don't eat I might just die!"

"Isn't that your dream, Dazai?" You snickered at him as he grabbed your hand quickly. His face was full of disbelief and confusion.

"Of course not! Not without you! Only in a double suicide!" He cried out, posing in his fake crying position.

"Geez, you more dramatic than me sometimes." You giggle as he playfully rolls his eyes at you going down to your level once more to kiss you.

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Hope this wasn't too bad guys, I'm rusty and trying to get back in the gist of writing again so bear with me