Anti-Sakura Haruno

🌸🌸MinaKushi and NaruSaku🌸🌸

You're probably thinking, Mya, why are you even bothering with a ship that isn't even canon? 

My answer: Why don't you ask the NS fans who are complaining why their ship isn't happening? All I'm doing is telling them why.

So my story is that I saw this pin on Pinterest. 

So main idea is:

Kushina is just like Sakura.

So, I'm like, "How?"

Points:

Both were originally rude to the boys.

Both were teased when they were younger.

They both have a temper.

Their hair is from the same color family! 

So, let's look through this, shall we?

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Both were originally rude to the boys.

Kushina was rude to Minato because she was afraid he would tease her too. Sakura was rude because Naruto was an outcast to society. She didn't like him. Also, Kushina was only rude for an amount of time, before Minato saved her from when she was kidnapped. But then we have Sakura. During the 500+ episodes and 700+ chapters of the manga, she was consecutively rude to him. She even talked about him behind his back! Remember episode three? She knows nothing about Naruto's past and feelings, yet she still talks about him like that. Even worse, she said that in front of Sasuke. Sasuke knows how Naruto feels and was angry that Sakura said that. 

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Both were teased when they were younger.

This is actually true. Both Sakura and Kushina were both teased for their looks when they were young. HOWEVER, saying that Sakura was the ONLY ONE WHO TEASED AS A CHILD is incorrect. Who else was teased as a child? Hmmm... Did you forget about a certain girl who was made fun of because of her eyes? 

HINATA! 

This point can be used to support NaruSaku, but it also supports NaruHina.

They both have a temper. 

So, it's pretty much established that they both have a temper. However, Sakura isn't the only person with a temper. Ino has a temper, Temari has a temper, and who else has been known to have a temper in the Uzumaki family?

Ahem. Hinata. Her husband and son are both scared of her. Sakura may have a temper, but she isn't the only one who has one. 

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Their hair is from the same color family! 

Ooooohhhh. I saved this one for last. You probably think that I can't prove this wrong. 

HAHAHAHAHA! Boy, you don't know how wrong you are. 

I'm going to prove this with... SCIENCE!

So how do we see color in the first place? 

Well, it's this thing called the electromagnetic spectrum.

The portion we can see with the naked eye is known as visible light. See how purple and red are on opposite sides of the spectrum, and they are colors you can use to combine to create pink. However, since they are on different sides of the visible 
spectrum, they will never combine. See how pink can’t even be seen on the spectrum? That’s right. Pink isn’t even a wave of light, which means, theoretically, pink doesn’t even exist. Here is a quote from scientist Robert Krulwich:

“I know, of course, that all colors are just waves of light, so every color we “see,” we see with our brains. But what this video says is that there is no such thing as a band of wavelengths that mix red and violet, and therefore, pink is not a real wavelength of light. That’s why pink is an invention. It’s not a name we give to something out there. Pink isn’t out there.”

So, tell me. How can pink and red be from the same color family if scientists aren’t even sure that pink is even a color!

I think that NaruHina is just like MinaKushi. The person who created that post compared Hinata to Kushina and Naruto and Minato and didn’t see it. Did said person even try comparing Naruto to Kushina and Hinata and Minato? Because I see a something. There. Minato and Hinata both used to watch the people they loved. Over time, they came closer to the one they loved. Both Minato and Hinata were unsure of their feelings for their special Uzumaki. Minato and Kushina’s relationship just escalated faster. But in the end, they both were married because they love each other.

Unlike SasuSaku...