Fnaa meme

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Dante: Hey Aphmau
Faith: H-hey Dante
Dante: Have you seen the night guard he's not wearing his suit again
Faith: haha psh, you know him.
Dante: yeah, but we'll find him eventually. It's just that difficult with that spare Freddy head he's been wearing
Faith: well as you can see she's nowhere around here, so why don't you go look else where!?
Kathryn: NIGHT GUARD! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! *runs in and screeches* Ar fucking god
Dante: wait you saw the night guard?
Kathryn: eye that's the night guard right there*points at Faith*
Faith: *waves*
Dante: no that's just Aphmau
Kathryn: no he's doing the thing with the spare Aphmau mask again, you know messing with your facial scanners
Faith: *flashes light*
Kathryn: god dammit, if she's Aphmau why does she keep flashing that ragid flashlight in my face!
Dante: Well obviously you're scaring him
Kathryn: scaring him?
Faith: *flashes*
Kathryn: I'm gonna pluck your eyes out!
Dante: Kathryn calm done!
Kathryn: no I'm the only one in this damn place, that can see through that disguise. Kaley back me up
Me: I don't really care of she's Aphmau, I'm just trying to get my hands on her sweet, succulent, double a batteries
Faith: *hides flashlight*
Kathryn: *points gun at Faith* I've had enough of this! Show them you're the night guard!
Dante: that's a problem
Kathryn: UGH, you know what where's Aphmau! There that be two Aphmau's! APHMAU
Aphmau: yo
Kathryn: well now we've got two Aphmau's in the room.
Dante: cool
Kathryn: Dante oh my god I will slap you
Aphamu: wait what's going on here?
Dante: we're looking for the night guard
Kathryn: *points at Faith* THAT'S THE NIGHT GUARD
Aphmau: I'm pretty sure that's Aphmau
Kathryn: OH. GOD. DAMMIT! YOU'RE APHMAU
Aphmau: *leaves*
Kathryn: where are you going!?
Aphmau: fuck this shit I'm out!
Dante: I don't get what's confusing
Kathryn: *looks like she broke a fuse* Dante listen, oh wait what time is it?
Katelyn: hey fellos
Kathryn: hey Katelyn what time is it?
Katelyn: 5:59
Kathryn: 5:59!? *pulls the mask off* here be the night guard!
Dante, Aphmau: the night guard
Me: BATTERIES!
Faith: *tries flashlight it doesn't work*
Me: *stands there holding the batteries*
Faith: * puts mask on* No no no, I'm Aphmau right guys- OH GOD!
Kathryn: *jumps at her*
DUN DUN DUN DUN YAY!
Faith: *pukes*

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