Me: today I shall be investigating this ships of all the girls I live with! *puts on a markiplier mustache* Let's go!
~one minute later~
Kawaii~Chan: Why are you wearing a mustache Kaley?
Me: Just go with it, what's you favorite ship?
Kawaii~Chan: Well since Aphmau left Aaron for Gene, I've been shipping Ein with Aaron!
Me: *writes it down* you may go
~next~
Kathryn: Kaley you look stupid
Me: You do too when Zenix is dominant
Kathryn: fuck you, now what do you want?
Me: What is your favorite ship?
Kathryn: Obviously Kai and Ein.
Me: *writes* uh-huh leave
~next~
Aphmau: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MUSTACHE!?
Me: Pfft nowhere, now what's your favorite ship?
Aphmau: Faith and Dante, they are like Strawberry's and Blueberry's!
Me: *writes* okay leave
~next~
Faith: Oh lord, I already confessed I'm the one that murdered the children!
Me: Um was just going to ask you your favorite ship!?
Faith: Oh......... Um.......... ME AND MYSELF!
Me: go to hell Faith
~last~
Katelyn: The girls already told me, and You and Daniel are cute together
Me: AWW KATIE! *hugs her*So what's your favorite ship? Mine EinxAaron or EinxKai!
