Ways To Freak A Wattpader Out

More Ways!

1. Tell them you like their book, and then ramble on about another book that isn't even theirs.

2. Leave a hate comment! (Do Not Attepmt This!)

3. PM a random dude saying "Your best friend just told me your secret.... Wow." XD

4. Write a book about a random wattpader you don't know, name it after them and make it a love story. Dedicate it to them, see the reactions xD

5. Never ever take your caps lock off.

6. Once you get to know somebody, tell them your "secret" Your "secret" is you are a criminal trying to take over Wattpad XD

7. Post a status that says "Just hid the body. PM me friends!" Watch your fans unfan you from there XDD

8. Pretend to be mad at all your fansfor not giving you pudding

9. Explain to a Justin Bieber fanatic about how cruel and ugly Justin is, without "trying" to insult them xD

10. Write a book, name it "Zux Fanfic" and write about how discusting and cruel you think the real Zux Fanfic really was. Watch the One Directioner accuse you of writing the Zux Fanfic, because they didn't even read the story they just looked at the title. (Ask me if you do not know what the Zux Fanfic is)