Ways To Freak A Wattpader Out

The List Goes On...

1. Tell anyone that will listen that Justin Bieber is your secret crush (Helen thouhgt of this... Oh Helen xD)

2. Tell someone that you are a cop and they are under arrest.

3. Comment on a book "You just made a complete fool of yourself. Look what you wrote!" They will be trying to figure out what they did wrong foreverxD

4. When somebody says to you "I had a bad day." Say "Oh yeah really? Me too. My sister died and I learned that I have cancer. I have 3 months to live. What happened to you?" Leave them speechless.....

5. Preted to be 5 years old

6. Ask a random person to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

7. Be completly honest when someone askes for an opinion on their book. COMPLETLY. :)

8. Write a book about your secret love for something gross (boogers, ect.) make it seroius too xD

9. PM a person a cute story about your pet.... and then say he got hit my a truck today.

10. Virtualy punch a random person that you do not know. Like this: *PUNCHES* (Sorry for punching you!)