It was a normal Saturday afternoon for Mae. All her homework was finished thanks to her boyfriend Boey and she had nothing to do. Genny was still stuck doing her english and Celica was hanging out with her boyfriend Alm. Then, a notification came on her group chat from Alm's cousin Berkut. The two accidentally met at Christmas because he forgot to buy wrapping paper and she wanted some more soda and eggnog and became close friends after that.
XxLordofDarknessxX: Mae, I found a new meme.
*XxLordofDarknessxX sent Christian Minecraft Server*
Mae-be_Not: Dude I haven't played that game in forever. You wanna find one of these servers and troll the crap out of it?
XxLordofDarknessxX: Hell Yeah. What's your username over there?
Mae-be_Not: Same as here.
XxLordofDarknessxX: K. I'm inviting a couple of friends. You remember Lon'qu and Chrom right?
Mae-be_Not: Yeah.
XxLordofDarknessxX: I've already got them on board and I'm waiting for Rein to respond.
Mae-be_Not: I'd invite Boey but who knows what he's up to.
Booey: Did someone say trolling Christian servers?
Mae-be_Not: Dude what's up with your nickname?
Booey: Halloween theme.
Mae-be_Not: It's November 15th. -_-
XxLordofDarknessxX: Found a server you two. It's called Protect our Children from Satan.
Mae-be_Not: Definetly smells like that Linda chick Rein told me about
XxLordofDarknessxX: I wouldn't be shocked.
The pink haired girl minimized the chat before heading into her minecraft account on her laptop and searched the chat that Berkut was talking about. There, alongside her 2 male companions were 2 other males who she assumed to be Chrom and Lon'qu
Chromglaturations: Are you two Mae and Boey?
Mae-be_Not: Hell Yeah!
Booey: Mae, we'll get kicked if you swear.
Mae-be_Not: Does it look like my face or my avatar gives a flying fuck of a shit? It don't Boey so shut your whore mouth (jk on the whore part you aren't a whore)
Chromglaturations: Linda can go flying fuck Anthony's nonexistent cock!
XxLordofDarknessxX: Hail Satan Motherfucking Bitches! You can take your fucking stupid ass Bible and shove it up your ass! That's how much I give a shit about your damn bible! It can wipe my Edgy Emo Ass
Potato_God: Hell to the Yeah Berkut!
Admin: BAN HAMMER THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER
All minus admin: Motherfucker you can go to motherfucking hell and suck Satan's hairy cock while getting butt fucked by the ugliest, and hairyest man alive!
Admin 2: Sorry Sirs but this is a Christian Server so No Swearing.
Then, the computer screen showed that they had been kicked out. Mae switched the tab to her group chat and started typing.
Mae-be_Not: That was fun!
Chromglaturations: Yeah. We need to do that more often.
Booey: You guys want to head down to the mall and watch a movie or something.
XxLordofDarknessxX: Just not Thor Ragnarok because Alm dragged me to it 3 times in a row last weekend and he's going to drag me to it on Thanksgiving Break
Potato_God: Ariel just got me the entire Kanto Arc of Pokemon on dvd if you want to come over and watch that.
Chromglaturations: My girlfriend Ariel or the other one at our school?
Potato_God: Your girlfriend.
Mae-be_Not: Sounds like a plan! I'll come over with Soda and Candy
Chromglaturations: Pick me up some Soft Pretzels please?
Mae-be_Not: You need to pay me back when I get there though.
Booey: Anyone know where Potato_God lives?
Potato_God: I could just pick you guys up if you give me your addresses
Mae-be_Not: Sounds like a plan!
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I Shall Feed Off Of Your Happiness
Random"And you will starve." -Berkut, at some point in my self insert Random Book 12
