𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 :: 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝

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💕 Where All Da Loves Starts 💕

taeberry : sup guys

yermyerm : guys, i have some teas for you guys

olaf : spill it

yermyerm : so basically, it's dat you know eunha, tzuyu, and sana? the gurls who are always like "Ohmagawd, jungkook oppa- you are so handsome!"

chimchim : yea, they don't know dat Kookie iz mine.

yermyerm : stfu i'm spilling a tea right now

chimchim : wtf just putting sound effects, calm down/!!

yermyerm : uh wtv

baemom : and now you're stalling, keep spilling it baby.

yermyerm : ok so, i wuz like so frickin triggered becuz, ya'll know, his locker is right next to mine and he is my partner for my science project and guezz wut? I confronted them. I went right up to their plastic face and i just started babbling. on and on and on. and ya'll know what? i felt so damn fuqin good. and ya'll know what? i felt better than ironman wearing that gold and like whut, red? iron magigy suit.

hobi__ : watch your language, young lady

yermyerm : hobi oppa, you know when baekhyung oppa or kyungsoo oppa says that, it sound realllly nice but when you say it, it sound rlllly weird. just imagining your horse face saying that got me chills. anyway i gtg to play my horse prince.

hobi__ : wtf? my horse prince?

yermyerm : if we don't consider the horse neck and body, the face is so hawt. like srsly.

nochu : you make the story so extra midget.

yermyerm : you know wut jerk head? im getting close to yoongs papa's height and chim chim oppa's height and kyungsoo oppa's height.

nochu : you're still shorter than them you kno?

yermyerm : ...

kyungsoo : wtf yeri?

yermyerm : i luv you oppa 💕💕

kyungsoo : ( heart warms up ) 💕

yoongspapa : HOLY SHIT DID I JUST SEE A HEART EMOJI FROM DO KYUNGSOO BECASUE OH MA GAWD I NEVER SAW HIM SENDING THOSE CRINGY HEARTS ESPECIALLY TO GIRLS AND YOU KNOW WHUT?!! I CONSIDERED THAT HYUNG AS A GAY FOR SUCH A LONG TIME UNTIL NOW AND NOW I COULD KNOW THAT HE IS AN ACTUAL GUY WITH ALL THE STUFFS IN HIS BODIES.

baemom : now, don't get too detailed about "with all the stuffs in his bodies" part. there are high schools here.

seulbear : but, they all know stuffs now.

yermyerm : ( dat innocent face ya'll know? ) *blushes

nochu : i'm jungshooked rn^^

parkswimming : why is my babe so talkative today

yermyerm : see, she's always late to teas, this proves that she's always late with her life too.