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Jonaxx Boys kapag bibili ng condom

•WADE: Ate Pabiling condom~🎵🎶
•JACOB: Nakakain ba yan? Pabili nga masubukan. (Feeling inosente)
•HECTOR: Abaddon wag kang malikot bumibili ako ng condom!!
•KNOXX: Manghihingi na lang ako kay Azi.
•FOURTH: Condom? Diba ayun tawag kapag nasa kandungan mo si Freya nakacondom sya sakin. (KANDONG SA MGA DI GETS BUSET HAHA)
•RIGUEL: I want to buy a thin sheath made of latex, natural animal membrane, polyurethane, silicone, or other synthetic material that fits over the erect penis or called prophylactic sheath. (NYETA CONDOM LANG YAN PINAHABA PA)
•ROZEN: Damn! Wala bang condom na gawa sa damo?
•NOAH: .....
•BRENT: I want something pinkish like my lips.
•BENJAMIN: Bonjour! I want to buy the most expensive brand of condom.
•CHASE: I want something smooth, big and comfortable.
•TROY: No need. Madami akong stock sa bahay.
•JAYDEN: Condom? Para saan pa? Para iwan niya din ako pagkatapos. (HUGOAT! SI CHARITY NA ASAWA MO DI SI TRISHA HAHA)
•RAGE: Meron ba kayong reverse condom? Ung imbis na hindi makabuntis nakakapagpadami ng anak sa isang anakan lang? (GINAWA MONG BABOY SI SUNNY HAHA)
•BRANDON: Tangina hindi ko kaylangan magcondom. The more the merrier.
•LOGAN: Beumont choose your candy? Yes that's candy baby.
•SIBAL: Fvck ano bang magandang brand? Latex? Trust? Durex?
•ALI: Thraia is still a kid. Next year na ko bibili.
•RAD: What wala na? That's Zariyah's favorite brand.
•VINCENT: I can't buy. I respect Eury. Gusto ko pag kasal na kami. (WOW VINCE COMING FROM YOU)
•JOSH: Hallelujah. Amen. Amen.
•ELIJAH: Baby, Can I have one of this? (BAWAL TIGANG DITO HEHE)
•AZRAEL: Pabili nga miss ung pinakamahal. Pwedeng isukat tapos subukan ko sayo? Pagmasarap I will buy tons.