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Montefalco's with their pick up lines

Justin: You have lovely, soft eyes. Does the world look any better to you? *smiles*
Elijah: If I were a king, Baby, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom. *winks*
Knoxx: O, nandito na ko. Ano pa 'yong dalawang wish mo? *smirks*
Azrael: Lason ka ba? Kasi handa akong mamatay matikman ka lang. *kagat sa labi*
Rafael: Homework ba pangalan mo? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be!
Damon: Noong minahal kita, Eba, tinalo ko pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I can't move on!
Josiah: Would you hold it against me kapag ba sinabi kong maganda ang katawan mo? *nagbigay ng malagkit na tingin*

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