(First of all I'm Canadian so it's coloUrs)
"Hey gleepgloorp! Check this out!"
"Human Shelby, what has caused this?!? Your hair.... and your skin.... were you in battle? Are you sick!??!" *gleepgloorp rushes over to human shelby*
"No, I just dyed it, and I got a tattoo! It's the alien emoji" 👽 "but hat is not what we look like human shelby, I have not encountered other aliens with such faces." "I thought it was tumblry" "WHY ARE YOU TUMBLING HUMAN DON'T GET HURT"Human shelby: *facepalms*

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Humans are Weird
Ficção CientíficaA series of short stories published whenever I feel like it. Feel free to suggest one!