We were chatting already for a month and one night, you were kind of drunk and I teased you. I teased you for being drunk. And you told me that you weren't drunk. But I kept on teasing you and suddenly you asked for my digits to prove that you weren't drunk. So, i was having second-thoughts because you might pull out a joke on me. And also, you were with your friends so I though you might really pull a prank on me. Hahaha. I was being OA, I know.
You kept on asking for my digits and after an hour (yup, an hour), I gave it to you. You said you will call, I told you not to call that hour but YOU FREAKIN DID. On your first call, it only took a second because I hung it up immediately. I WAS SO NERVOUS, YOU ASSHOLE. HAHAHA. Then you texted me, saying "Bakit mo binaba? Hahaha"
I replied, "Eh, nahihiya ako. Hahaha."
"Hala baliw. Haha sagutin mo ulit. Tatawag ako again. :))"
"Sige, saglit lang ah. Hiya talaga ako e"
"Haha sige sige."
Then you called again. Since I was nervous and shy to someone I haven't talked, I told you that we could talk for minutes but you didn't do it! So sobrang dami mong ni-kwento sakin, umabot tayo ng 3am sa pag-uusap sa phone. Umabot na tayo sa point na may weirdo kang tinatanong. Hahahaha. And isa sa pinaka-nakakatuwa mong tinanong eh yung tipo ko sa lalaki.
"Ano type mo sa lalaki?"
"Number 1 syempre yung matangkad. Kahit hindi gwapo, basta matangkad masaya na ko. :)"
"Hala pano yun? Kunwari mas matangkad ka sa lalaki ng one inch, ayaw mo pa din?"
"Oo. Papanindigan ko talaga yung standard ko. Kelangan mas matangkad sakin. Haha"
"Edi forever ka na magiging NBSB!!! Langya kasing tangkad mo kasi si Haddadi e hahaha jk ;)"
"Hahahaha OA mo sa Haddadi!! Takte. Hahaha kapag ganun nangyari, mukhang okay na ko sa mas maliit ng one inch sakin :)"
"Yiee yun naman pala! Matangkad lang gusto mo? :D"
"Uhm, yung lalaking hindi ganun kapayat tapos hindi rin ganun ka-bulky. Sobrang nakakatakot yung macho. Parang Johnny Bravo"
"WEH? Akala ko ba gusto ng mga babae yung macho? Woah, you're a rare pokemon"
I laughed at you have just said. Hahaha pokemon. Benta for me. Isa lang talaga ang masakit sakin nun. Yung when you talked about your ex girlfriend. You even told me how you courted her, how you faced his father and proved him that you love his daughter. And I didn't talk.
Napansin mo ata, and you changed the topic. You went back teasing how tall I am. Paulit-ulit pero nakakatuwa. I usually get angry when people tease me about my height which is not that tall naman. 5'6" lang naman ako. Hahahaha weirdo. When the clock striked 3, we bid our goodnights and we went to sleep. :)
