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(Warning: crack fic alert!!! i.e. I generally write like I'm on crack huehuehue)
1 - TAEHYUNG'S INDECISIVENESS, HAPPY THREE FRIENDS AT THE RESTAURANT AND SOME NECESSARY JIKOOK BROMANCE
1.1) PAINS OF BEING AN INDECISIVE OMEGA
QUECCI's CEO Kim Tae Hyung is fully aware that he will be going into heat anytime soon during this time of the mating cycle. In order to combat this mild but significant issue, he has eaten plenty of suppressants that Monday morning prior to work because HELL NO he certainly doesn't want to end up with a full-blown heat while being physically trapped inside a 50-storey company building composed of 75% unmated alphas who are probably horny and deprived as f(u)ck in today's day and age. Yes, he does have his two strong beta bodyguards by his side always but they probably can't handle a whole company of lusting alphas on their own for goodness sake.
In lieu of his upcoming heat, it would make sense for Taehyung to be more careful in the measures taken to prevent his heat from breaking out in public. Unfortunately, Taehyung is an excessively confident person that is far from being careful. He somewhat thinks that he knows his own biological clock well and being a boy that has always been confident of his own judgements, Taehyung has unknowingly made a grave mistake by leaving all his suppressant supplies at home without a tad bit of concern after logically hypothesizing that he wouldn't need them anytime soon having had gulped down half a bottle of them pills that morning. In short, he went to work without a single pill of suppressant with him that day.
"EEEEEEEEEK," Taehyung groans in absolute disgust when consuming the bitter pills in bulk. He low-key hates eating these hormonal drugs because not only do they stop his heats, they also majorly screw up his sleep cycles not to mention wreak havoc in his otherwise calm mind resulting in him having several out-of-the-blue episodes of violent mood swings in the past. But he has no choice, he must eat them before he decides who to mate with for life. Jungkook or Jimin? Jungkook or Jimin? Jungkook or Jimin? Jungkook or Jimin Jungkook or Jimin Jungkook or Jimin Jungkook or Jimin grrrrrrhhh they can go f(u)ck each other instead, Taehyung has thought in deep frustration to himself on numerous occasions.
Anyways, both Jungkook and Jimin have been openly chasing Taehyung for years now and up till this point Taehyung has not made a single bit of progress in deciding the winning alpha of this mating competition. Well, it's really not an easy task to make this lifelong decision because both alphas are exceptionally talented and attractive in their own ways...Taehyung doesn't want to admit this but actually he low-key loves both of them the same and deep in his heart he doesn't want to give up either one of his sexy alphas~
Is it possible for him to maybe... have both of them? Well, we'll see about that XD
1.2) BOSSY OMEGA AND HIS SUITORS
Today, Taehyung's schedule involves a weekly meeting with both his VPs who are none other than our beloved Jeon Jungkookie and Park Jiminnie. Taehyung usually holds shared meetings between just the three of them on Monday mornings in his own spacious office to properly kickstart the week and to also ensure that all three of them are on the same page. Work allocation between the VPs will also be discussed and settled during this brief meeting so to avoid further confusion and conflict regarding work distribution matters. Generally, Taehyung likes to have the final say in almost anything, including this micro work allocation between his two VPs, though the two VPs are certainly not kids anymore and are fully capable of splitting the numerous tasks among themselves without the aid of Taehyung. But what can they do when their boss is a cute little bossy omega who likes to oversee everything they do? Absolutely nothing because both are too whipped for Taehyung to refuse his demands. Imagine both Jungkook and Jimin smiling dreamily at Taehyung when Taehyung is talking down to them with a blank face during meetings because such situations happen 99% of the time. Taehyung is simply too hot to handle for the 2 crazily-in-love alphas.
