oikage//oneshots [discontinued]

Better Than Aliens

"Hey,babe. Can I ask something?"

"You're already asking me,kitten."

"..."

"Okay fine then le-"

"Ofcourse I'm just kidding! What is it?"

"So...if you're only allowed to choose one between these two choices..."

"What choices?"

"Who do you love the most? Aliens or me?"

"Should I be the one asking you that? Like between mil-"

"Hun,just answer me."

"Isn't it obvious? I love you more than aliens."

*pouts*

"Don't believe me?"

"I do but- I don't know if i-"

"If you should trust me?"

*sigh*

*silence*

"I know that you're nervous because that we're getting married this Sunday,am I right?"

*nods*

"Okay so listen here,"

"Our wedding day ain't gonna be cliché, you know why?"

"Eh? No."

"Because I'm there *smirks*"

"You piece of shit *pushed his fiancee lightly*"

"aHAHAHA..but in all seriousness, I won't leave you hanging. I'll be with you at all costs a-"

"But what if aliens ar-"

"You're still going on with that aren't you?"

"...sorry"

"Don't be,Tobio-chan~"

*cuddles each other*

(This is disgustingly cute I wanna puke)

(Welp that shit rhymed ^)

"I love you."

"I know."

"Eh? Say 'I love you' back!"

*sudden Peck on the lips*

"Better."

Welp

I'll just show you guys a picture of me

There

That should be enough