My big book of weirdness

Bonjour

I'm posting this here so I can get round to changing my bio.

You say,Go to Hell, I say Go kiss a Dementor.
You say football, I say quidditch
You say, You know who, I gasp and say Voldemort?
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts
You say, paparazzi, I say, Rita Skeeter
You say, childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, I'm going to kill you! I yell, Avada Kedavra!
You say, Long live the queen. I say, Long live J.K. Rowling.
You say bitch, I say, Butt Trumpet
You say, My dog ate my homework. I say, Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!
You say hot, I say Ginny
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, I'm telling! I say, Wait until my father hears about this.
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say spider, I say acromantulas
You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson
You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory
You say Bella, I say Bellatrix
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, Dobby!
You say OMG! I say Merlin's beard!
You say superpowers, I say magic
You say car, I say broom
You say anything HP related, I drop what I'm doing and join the conversation
You say Gandalf, I say Dumbledore
You say rock/pop/country/rap, I say weird sisters
You say love, I say Always
You say death, I say the next great adventure
You say contacts, I say glasses
You say ginger, I say Weasley
You say, I'm brave I say, I'm a Gryffindor.
You say toad, I say Umbridge
You say rich, I say Draco Malfoy
You say know it all, I say Hermione Granger
You say crazy cool, I say Luna Lovegood
You say tattoo, I say lightning scar
You say gun, I say wand
You say seriously, I say Siriusly
You say Fred, I break down in tears
You say twins, I say Fred and George
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter, I say You must not tell lies.
You say life, I say Harry Potter