i've only been on this site for a couple of months now and i noticed all the stories seemed to be the same so i decided to do a bit of a take-piss one. just before i start i want to say that this is purely for fun, its only meant as a joke and i don't mean any offence by any of it. so read and enjoy, hope it at least makes you laugh a little....
My totally annoying alarm clock woke me up again this morning late again and I like jumped
outta bed and
sprinted to my awsume wardrobe to pull out my fav clothes. Skinny jeans, a spice girls t and my
kool converses =D
I got to skool and was standin at my locker when the most hottest jerk arrogant man whore
walked past wit his posse of slutty cheerleaders clinging to his legs lyk always.
He was like hot, but he was preppy and I was emo so it sooo wasn't gonna to happen, did I mention he was my brothers best friend.
He winks at me as he walked past and I nearly attacked him wit my eyeliner but the sluttiest
cheerwhore in school got to him 1st and starts clawing his face off.
The guy standing next to me suddenly spun round and his eyes were like this weird red colour...so weird.
He suddenly flew on the popular preppy jock and started eaten him while the cheerleaders stood about waving their hands in the air lyk they just don't care.
I looked up and saw the most hottest badass strutting down the coridor and I was like "Wow he's sooooo hot"
"Yeah im in a gang" he smirked at me before turning into a werewolf and attacking the vampire.(A/N omg)
They starts fighting while everyone stood around cheering at them. I ignored it nd went to class to find my hot teacher that I was having a affair wit.
Just another typical day at skool.
When I got home my totally evil mum had amazing news.
"Hunny your getting married, isn't that great"
"no mum its not great im not getting married" I screamed at her, throwing myself on the living room floor and having a hissy fit.
"yeah u are. Im a witch and ill cast a hocus pocus spell on you if you don't" she sed darkly.(A/N oooooooohhhhhhh :O)
"Ugh fine" I sed, going to my room to pack all my stuff in 10 minutes before they came to get me.
After I packed all my stuff I went downstairs to find.........................
(I was gonna stop there buuuut...........I didn't)
The vampire and the werewolf sitting on my sofa. They were brothers, and they both wanted 2 marry me (bet you didn't see that coming ;P)
Mrs wolf and Mr Vamp were standing on opposite side of the room glaren at me.
"But she's emo" mrs wolf said.
"Shut up bitch. Hurry up and leave so we don't have to deal wit u for the rest of the story" I snapped at her.
"okays heres the keys for the house that we bought for you three to share together all alone cos we're filthy rich and your getting married in three weeks" she through the keys at me and left.
"Okays bye mum" I sed cheerfully heading out the door to the limo.
Vamp boy and wolf boy follows me out and started fighting abouts me.
