Ladybug in wonderland

Who now?

"Hi,well known Ladybug and Chat Noir"Volpina flirted with the name Chat Noir.
"Why hello m'lady" Chat winked at her.
"Would you just stop that because HAWKMOTH IS THERE!!" Ladybug sounded surprised.
"Hun have you explained anything to this dork?" Volpina asked.
"Hun!" Ladybug copied surprised.
"I guess not!" Volpina sighed.
"I have the power of Rena Rouge,Queen Bee and I can do mind control on Chat Noir and maybe a few tricks with you but you're hard to reach. So yeah welcome me to the group or whatevs'" Volpina explained rudely.
"Wha?" Ladybug sounded like she had no idea what Volpina just said.
"Honey look my name is Volpina and you are just a piece of turkey that is hard to cut on Christmas Day so yeah not important!" Volpina said again rudely.
"Well if I'm turkey what is Chat Noir?" Ladybug asked.
"Chat is a toy soldier,he does everything and literally if the best boyfriend" Volpina said flirty.