(GracieSchmidt and _Purple_Dragon_ both wrote this chapter)
Grace's POV
I'm pretty sure I'm dead. Actually, I'm positive. But then how am I thinking?
Maybe I'm not dead.
Slowly, feeling starts to come back in my body. I realize I'm laying facedown on what feels like hard-packed dirt. My clothes are soaking and they stick to my skin. I can faintly smell laundry detergent. I rub my eyes, and sit up, gravel stuck in my skin.
Where am I?
I lift my head to the sky, squinting at the sun. No, wait... that isn't a sun. I gasp as I realize it looks like a huge, red orb. It's huge, gigantic, its whole is at least 500x bigger then the sun, and it emits a warm, hazy light. It feels so close that I could almost touch it, but I realize it's an illusion, that I would have to fly up into the sky for trillions of miles if I really wanted to touch it. But I probably wouldn't get close, because the radiation would kill me.
Then, I fully come to my senses. I realize I'm standing on a small platform. Suspended in the sky. My breath catches on the back of the throat, and I start to panic. The ground below me looks wavy and disoriented and I resist the urge to throw up.
Then, to top it all of, a figure with black hair CRUSHES ME.
"OOF!" I gasp. "Holy mo-"
"AHHH" Kim screams, still on top of me.
"Get OFF!" I shout, trying to wiggle out from under her larger figure.
"...hi...why are you here?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I HERE?! YOU SHOVED ME IN A FREAKING WASHING MACHINE!"
"Did I? I don't remember doing so...is that why you were in it?"
"YES! WHY ELSE WOULD I BE?!"
"Ok just chill, please!" She says, rolling off me. I stand up immediately, turn towards her and push her.
Kim's POV
Grace pushes me the moment that she stands up. It must have been harder than she intended since I stumble and fall over the edge. I let out a blood curdling screech, literally, a screech, not a scream, as I close my eyes and fall.
"Kim." I hear above me.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," I shriek.
"KIM!" Grace says again, but like she's annoyed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," I continue.
"KIMBERLY GRACE LANG! STOP SCREECHING AND GET UP!!" She shouts over me.
I stop murdering ears, open an eye, and realize I'm not falling. I am merely on sand the exact color of the sky, and only fell like, 3 feet.
"Gah finally! I'm pretty sure you made people on the other side of this planet go def!" She complains. Then she uses me a a step to get off of the platform, making me make a weird sound.
"Hey! Rude!" I pout as I scramble up. "Where are we?" I question looking at the sun.
"Oh so you just pushed me into my washing machine, started it, had me sent off to another universe, then don't know anything about it?!" She yells at me.
"Ay! I did NOT do that!"
"Yes you did!"
We continue arguing and walk off in a random direction.
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A/N yay?Hi! How's the book so far? I'm probably gonna make a new cover for it. Also, PLEASE COMMENT IM SO LONELY! If you see any spelling mistakes please tell me in a funny way or just by using the little star thing (*) so I can fix it! I'm not gonna ask you to vote or follow or anything but I would like it if you did!
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HumorWhat would happen if you "accidentally" fell into a washer machine? And what if your friend "accidentally" pushed start? And what if it took you to a whole new dimension? Authors: GracieSchmidt And _Purple_Dragon_ #990 in Humor