"You suck!!" Adams yelled curses at the president and gave him the 'finger', while the president, George Washington, only sat there, unamused.
Everyone around the meeting gasped, including Jefferson and Madison. No one has ever talked shit about Washington, if they even dared to, you might not see the light of day again. Alexander Hamilton was in a mixture of shock, but mostly, anger. How dare he insults the president!
His thoughts were cut off when George stood up and began... patting his vest... and digging his hand through his pant pockets? Everyone's eyes were on him, confused and waiting for the president's next action. Washington sighed, and at that moment, Alexander knew... his eyes widened.
'Holy shit, hE'S GONNA DO IT--'
"Welp, sorry Adams. But I guess I ran out of f u c k s to give." He simply said while shrugging his shoulders.
And the whole cabinet meeting. Went. W I L D.
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I had nothing to do so I made this... what the hell did I just do..