Colby was casually dancing around the kitchen to the Titanic soundtrack, a potato in his hand.
Colby always struggled to find love but one day he was exploring a burial ground for the TFIL channel.
He instantly felt a connection to the potato. He named it Egglish. Egglish and Colby spent all their time together.
Sam slowly grew jealous of Egglish and vowed to regain Colby's heart.
While Colby was dancing with Egglish Sam burst into the room. Murder in his eyes, anger plastered across his face.
"THIS BITCH!" Sam screamed, glaring at the potato.
Colby immediatly stopped dancing and stared at Sam.
"How fucking dare you disrespect Egglish, the almighty potato!" he bellowed.
Sam and Colby stared each other down for a good five minutes in silence until Egglish suddenly lost control.
"COME AT ME YOU BITCH FACED HOE!" Egglish shouted, hopping out of Colby's arms and waddling over to Sam.
Sam stared down at the helpless potato. He raised his foot, Egglish knew what was coming.
"Oh shit...."
Sam slammed his foot on top of the potato, squishing him. Leaving his guts splattered across the floor.....
To be continued
YOU ARE READING
Sam and Colby Fight To The Death
FanfictionWhen Sam steals Colby's potato shit goes down. The war for the potato is brutal and unforgiving. Who will win the potato's heart?? This is a joke, don't get offended 😂 Co-written with Laura
