Kaz & Lumpy: Pomeranian Pups Shine Time

Sledgehammer

Kaz's Point of View

As soon as I wake up, Dad comes into my part of mine and my sister's cage to congratulate me on talking and videos. He said he's earned way more subscribers than before he was sick. He wants to me to carry on doing it but I think it's just for the subscribers so I say "No. You can't use me like this. You're my father. You can't do this. So, no, I'm going to do my own channel and I'm going to way more subs than you!". I run out of the dog door and play about in the garden, pee on the seat twice to assert my dominance and poo in the pool. I can't believe he would ask me to do that! In the process, I'm going to rank higher than him and be better! I'm asking Lumpy to collaborate channels and make one for both of us! This'll be way better than normal.

Lumpy's Point of View

I rise and shine early at dawn and Mom comes down all happy and cured wanting to congratulate me for talking and doing videos for her. After she fell sick, her channel got way more subscribers because of me. She wants me to carry on with her but I know she wants the subscribers, no doubt about that. I say to her "Mom, no. I know you just want the subs. You want to use me that way. You're my mother and you're not meant to teach me those type of skills till I'm in double digits. So, no. I'm going to bring you down by making my own channel and gaining way more subs than you!". I'm going to ask Kaz to be on it aswell. I'm going to sit in my box in the garage and maybe pee on the vacuum just to be funny. This'll be the best idea I've ever had in my life!