Hello. My name is Michael. Michael Wazowzki. No I'm not that green monster from that movie "Monsters Inc." His name is spelt Wazowski, with an s. I'm Wazowzki, with a z. Perhaps you've seen my movie? It's called "Prime Ministers Ink." It's still in theaters, and it's an investing story. That's not what this chapter is about, however. I was born a few years ago yesterday. That sounds confusing, I know. But that's just how dates are recorded here in the monster world. My mother was a monster and my father was a monster. They scared kids all day and all night. That's how they met. Kind of. What really matters is what they did to make me. As a child in school, I too wanted to be a monster. Until the events of Monsters Inc took place and the Monster world was revealed to the world. As young, yesterday old little monster, I was ridiculed by my "friends." Apparently, I looked exactly like Mike Wazowski, just without the smoking hot girlfriend. Too bad our names are similar too, right?
YOU ARE READING
A little monster named Michael Wazowzki
Non-FictionThis is a biography of sorts, based on my own life. It depicts the struggles of growing up in the monster world with a similar name and appearance to the Mike Wazowski. This is not a mature story as swearing and reproduction is heavily frowned upon...
