A little monster named Michael Wazowzki

This is a biography of sorts, based on my own life. It depicts the struggles of growing up in the monster world with a similar name and appearance to the Mike Wazowski. This is not a mature story as swearing and reproduction is heavily frowned upon in the monster world.
I hope you enjoy, and leave some lemon in the comments.
-Mr.Michael Wazowzki
(It's a short story, I know. But it's all there is to tell)