Can you believe that unicorns poop butterflys? I don't! But Blake told me today that they do and now i'm not so sure. I've started to contemplate dem life struggles. Anyway onto a different topic, my brothers and I have an okay relationship at the moment. When they all came in my room the other night I panicked so I told them that they all need to leave before I told on them for harassing me. I was dead serious too. I was so mad, yet so happy that Nate had read the letter. I still think about running away. But then I think of my mom and change my mind. I would honestly miss her too much to stay away for too long. She's my best friend. she means way more to me than zazo. Which is saying a lot because that penguin is like my night in shining armor. I once told Dylan that I was going to marry the damn thing. But that never happened because zazo fell in love with my pet elephant pooge.
After I wrote in the letter about me not talking to my dad my brothers all decided that they would make the two of us go on a lunch date. Talk about AWKWARD. Neither of us said a word the whole time we were together. I only said goodbye when I got out of the car and he didn't even reply. I'm mad at my brothers for making me do that. They don't understand the pain I go through not having him be there for me. And the lunch was just an eye-opener of how much he actually doesn't love me. It seriously sucks not having him around and my step dad will never be able to replace him.
"MOM! The boys took my book! UGHH!"
"Could you not bother me for ten minutes? Like seriously grow up!"
"I cant believe you stole zazo! Give him back!"
"PLEAEEEEE?"
Those were only some of the thing I just yelled at my brothers. They have been annoying me for the past hour and a half because they claim they're "bored" ha more like they have no life so they choose to ruin mine. Chase even had the nerve to threaten to eat my nuetella if I didn't come down stairs with them. I was too scared that he actually would so I didn't fight him at all. But when I came downstairs I saw the empty nuetella container and I immediately attacked him. you do not, I repeat DO NOT, eat my nuetella. So now i'm sitting on him. He has been trying to get me off of him but to his unfortunate self, every attempt has failed.
When Collen came in the room, Chase yelled at him to help him, but there's one thing all my brothers know not to do. You never help each other get away from me. They have all learned the hard way on that one. So as Collen was walking out of the room I yelled, "You made the right choice young grasshoppa!" LOL I'm too funny #dying.
So as i'm sitting there I start to think of my old pet turtle that disappeared about a year ago, his name was Heian. I don't know where I came up with that name but it suited him well. He was the best pet you could ask for, never barked and never pooped on the carpet. Well I take that back, he was in Nate's room one day and he shit all over the place. I legit about had a hernia laugh so hard because Nate had to clean it up. It was priceless.
Ashton once told me that babies came from watermelon seeds. So when I went into to school the next day I told my teacher this and she gave me a lunchroom timeout. I cried until my mom came to pick me up. That was all the way back in first grade, those were the days. The days you could still pee in your bed if you were too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. Nowadays you'll get grounded if you do that stuff (Or its just me who gets grounded). My mom told me, when I was nine, if I ever wet the bed again because I was too lazy to get up she would ship me off to boarding school. The whole wetting my bed thing immediately stopped after that little convo.
A/N hello! I realize i'm about a week late on updating but I couldn't find the time to. I'm really sorry to those of you who actually take time out of your day to read my stories about me not updating. I lost my password and I just remembered like two weeks ago. Please tell me if you liked it! I know I said it would be long and I tried to make it long but I have the worst writers block right now
