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chap 16

"get out!" lisa yelled as jisoo flopped on top of her. "i hate you!" she struggled to get out, grunting as jisoo landed on her body.

"rise and shine, girlies!" jennie yelled as she banged two pans together from the kitchen.

"whoooo!" rose yelled, activating the karaoke machine.

"it's only seven in the morning!" yoongi yelled as the chorus of bigbang's fantastic baby resounded throughout the speakers.

rose and jisoo began screaming out the lyrics with their sore throats, clearly ignoring everyone's cries of protest. they turned the volume up louder when no one woke up, eliciting a shriek from lisa.

"on the one day we have no school, you choose to kill us all!" lisa stood up, screaming.

"wakey wakey." jennie yelled at lisa.

"i hate you all!" lisa hollered back.

"hey, stop!" the bedhead jin looked up furiously. the girls continued yelling and screaming with no end.

"i wanna die." namjoon commented as he stood up slowly.

"i swear, this was my house," taehyung sighed, facepalming infinitely.

jisoo screamed into the mic, blasting everyone's eardrums into space.

"argh!" jin yelled like a lion.

"oh christ." jungkook whispered.

"well, a monster has finally awakened." jimin rolled around in the covers lazily, his blonde hair standing out amongst the white covers.

"what even happened yesterday?" lisa muttered.

"well, young lady, you fell asleep on our game." hoseok clucked his tongue, sitting up. "guk carried you to the couch. and then the rest of us decided it was time to sleep. so we carried the blankets and sheets here and slept."

"i feel bad-"

"it's okay." yoongi cut her off.

"it was not okay, her long spider legs occupy the world!" rose hollered into the mic, everyone cringing at the volume.

"her legs take up too much space!" jisoo yelled.

"they take up my sanity! she doesn't give me any space on the airplane!" jennie banged some pots together, the vein in her neck popping.

"i do not!"

"uh huh! listen, we wouldn't be saying anything if it wasn't true!"

"agreed."

"stop interrupting, you rude blob!"

"goddamnit, jump off the diving thing!"

"you mean diving board? this place doesn't have any!"

"buy one!"

"in case you're dumb, i have no goddamn money!"

"watch your language!"

"says the one that cusses everyday."

"you're cussing right now, you hypocrite!"

"do i look like i care?!"

"yah yah yah yah yah yah-"

"popping pus-"

"lizard lisa!" jisoo yelled randomly.

the girls suddenly started laughing, even lisa herself.

the boys just watched, freaked out.

"they were literally yelling at each other, saying hoe and stuff,"