ok if you've read other preferences you probably know what this is. but if you don't here's what it is, you're having a dinner with your parents and your s/o. you say "can you pass the salt daddy?" and both your dad and s/o reach for it. so here is there reactions.
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BILL:
-stutter gets way worse
-"s-sorry i-i thought s-she s-said bill."
-pulls his hand away so fast
-your dad just laughs while bill's losing his mind
RICHIE:
-fucking smirks
-"here you go princess"
-awkward the rest of the dinner
-he's not allowed back
EDDIE:
-wHEEZING
-inhaler pullout game tho
-"e-excuse me but i have to go to t-the restroom."
-stays in the bathroom for the rest of the dinner
STAN:
-shrugs and pulls his hand back
-not even the slightest of embarrassed
-your dad actually liking him
-your dad pat his fucking back while smiling
MIKE:
-"uhhh"
-"i was just joking"
-sweat
-he ran out of the house, sonic who?
BEN:
-you don't call him daddy, you call him papi ;)
-GAG nope i'm jkjkjkjkkksnsiw
BEVERLY:
-you don't call her daddy either oops
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