BITTER / JOE KEERY [✓]

TWENTY EIGHT

basically the anti-seph club™️
[group containing hoeseph, club president charlie and 7+ more]

club president charlie;
hello in honour of the name
natalia is gonna cry over the harry styles news

seph sucks;
oh god
you've literally got backstage passes because ur my friends
i'm fuckin flying y'all to the uk biTCHES
why is she crying

ratalia;
exactly that reason
i'm fully gonna cry meeting harry styles
wtf HARRY STYLES

seph sucks;
tbh he'll probably cry meeting u
wtf NATALIA DYER

club president charlie;
yeah he'll cry & run away most likely
dunno why the fuck he wants you to support him either seph, ur a right pain in the arse

seph sucks;
okay charlie, kindly pull the stick out of ur ass thank u my dearest british friend
WELL this pain in the arse wrote a song with him so we're premiering it in manchester bc home basically for him

hoeseph;
i'm so excited for you !!!!
fun facts: i thought you were secretly dating him when you were writing together like i thought it was an excuse

rap god;
one: can someone please change my name back to just millie!!!
and two: i can't wait to come and see you seph:) i miss you lots i'm proud

seph sucks;
millie baby💓💗💕💞💘💖
i love u but ur name must stay as it is, but thank u angel i'm proud of you too x
and joe you muppet he's had a girlfriend for so long hahahahahahah

g'day mate;
get out of here with the aussie stereotypes
but what is it with you and joe & calling eachother a muppet

[g'day mate changed his name to dacre]

club president charlie;
it's more of a british term and seph found it HILARIOUS when i called joe a muppet (i was avoiding cursing around the younger kids)
and called him and everyone else a muppet non-stop for like three months
and it's stuck now, like some gross pet name

hoeseph;
ffs

baby finn;
this whole cast is a mess
and it's thanks to seph honestly
the biggest mess of them all

seph sucks;
tbh i'd tell you ur wrong but like... you're 100% correct
love you finn my small baby

baby finn;
love u too mom
and yeah, i'm always right

seph sucks;
DID FINN JUSR ... NOT OBJECT TO ME CALLING HIM A BABY
WOW CALL 911

hopper;
i love you all but
you kids are all a pain in the ass, you know that right?

[hopper has left the anti-seph club™️]

seph sucks;
💔💔💔

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hope this was okay !!
i have an idea for another fic — suggestions for who it should be about pls? can be anyone stranger things cast or not x