1. If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it.
2. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
3. Teenagers drive like they have limited time, old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
4. Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
5. When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letter that aren't used are DEN-MARK.
6. The show "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" isn't a show to see how stupid grown adults can be, it's a show that depicts how much useless information they teach us as grade schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later in life.
7. When jogging, we put on special clothes so that people don't think we are running from or to something .
8. Randomly hearing your favorite song in more satisfying than hearing it on your own ipod.
9. Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
10. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
11. People who are good looking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
12. Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
13. Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
14. History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
15. 1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
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Those are just a few shower thought/things that are true but you never noticed.
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