Public Toilet

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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down.

A voice from the next cubicle said, "Hi! How are you?"

Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine."

The voice said, "So, what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"

From next door, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed, I said, "Rather busy right now."

The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering my questions."

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