¨Rawr XD¨
Never in my life have I ever heard such a ravenous calling. With his long emo hair and his no one understands me attitude. I couldn't help but to join the emo cult.
There aren't very many rules in the cult. Every day we are to drink the blood of our fallen sisters and spend at least an hour in the pentagram of death in order to show our dedication to wanting to die. I also choose to take English 101 in order to further prove my loyalty to wanting to die. As you can see, I am very dedicated.
Joining the Emo Cult has to be one of the best decisions I've made in my life. I finally belong somewhere. A black sheep among fellow black sheep. Every full moon we meet at the top of the cliff and sacrifice a goat to the Emo Gods. After the sacrificial ceremony, we take old band merch and clothing from before the joining of the Emo Cult and burn it. It's the only way to cleanse ourselves from the old ways.
Today is the night of the full moon. The ceremony begins at dusk. First, we must catch our goat. We could always buy one from the market, but it's more sentimental this way. Almost like team bonding. We sneak out to the local goat farm and chase them all around until they're scared out of their mind and then we scoop one up and carry it off into the Cult Van. The way the goat screams and squirms in my arms is ecstatically riveting. After we force into the back of the band, we force it to eat candy laced with drugs we found on some street on the bad side of town. The goat starts to seize which makes it easier to carry to the top of the cliff.
The leader of the cult, Jonah, Rawr XD's all the way up the cliff side in high spirits. I remember Jonah convincing me to join his Emo Cult. The way his dark eyes penetrated my soul. I thought it were wrong at the time, but i now know it is so right. Jonah seduced his way into my mind to convince me to join. Leader of our cult, holder of my dark heart.
It is now dusk as we reach the top of the cliff. Blood stains the ground from past sacrifices. The beauty in the darkness mesmerizes my very being. Before the ceremony, we all cover our arms with arm bands from various emo bands we worship. Then, we plaster our black eye makeup on to look extra cringe. After this, we draw out our pentagram with dark red Splat Hair Dye just like the ones before us had. The next step in the ritual is to do 6 line of coke, inject 6 mg of marijuana, and ingest 6 grams of heroin before we strap the goat down using our seat belt buckle belts from Hot Topic. Then we sing an emo anthem, a Blood On The Dance Floor Song chosen by our member of the moon, and the goat throws itself off the cliff due to not being able to handle the cringe actor of BOTDF. Then, we all join hands and scream Rawr XD at the moon.
It's a very powerful and meaningful ceremony.
