One Or The Other (eridan X Reader X Gamzee)

Beginning

You sit up in your bed and groan. School. You have school.
You begrudgingly throw your lovely bed blankets off and fall out of the bed onto the floor.
Eh. The floor's almost comfortable. You stay there for five minutes. Probably ten. Who knows.
You push yourself up. It's a miracle you could even manage to do a push up. You're rather weak. But that doesn't mean you can't knock a bitch out with a chair.
You go to your clothes. Grab your favorite pants. And look at your shirts. You have some nice shirts. But instead. You grab your favorite t shirt.
You look in the mirror and thumbs up yourself. Because you know. Who doesn't do that.
You grab your backpack and munch on a piece of toast. You check the time. 7:35 am. You could be late for school. You don't care. You finish your toast and brush your teeth.
You check your watch again. 7:42 am. You leave your house and walk to school. Though. You'd rather skip. You groan.
Karkat runs past you. Obviously worried about being late. Or. Probably running from Kankri's stupid lectures. No body has time for that. You silently laugh to yourself.
You walk to the front of the school. And stand there for a moment.
"Are you going to movve?" Eridan crosses his arms. "Or just block the wway all day."
You face him and pinch his cheeks. "No. I'm going to kiss you instead."
He looks at you with a face of disgust and horror as he backs away.
You laugh and turn to walk inside. Then. You trip. Karma.
Eridan laughs at you.
You flip him off and get up. You walk past Gammie and Cronus. Gross. They're always near each other. But not really a thing. It confuses you.
You walk to your locker. Open it. And hit some idiot. You look behind your door and at the idiot on the floor. Gamzee. Of course that would be the idiot you hit. You debate whether to ask if he's okay or just leave him.
"Are you okay Gamzee?" you ask calmly.
"YeS," he sits up and smiles. "iM aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg OkAy, ThAnK yOu FoR aSkInG."
You gather your school books. The two periods you'll need to start with.