One Or The Other (eridan X Reader X Gamzee)

Chapter Three: Newbie

You sit on your bed. You don't understand why it's so messy. You try to keep it clean, though after school, you really don't much care for it.
You lay on your bed. It's nice to be reunited with the love of your life. It's sad really. You love your bed more than you love anyone else. You kind of wish you had someone else to love. Besides your bed. Its weird. But you're fine with that. After all. If it wasn't for your bed, you'd probably have a relationship with food instead. Yeah. You see why you don't have a boyfriend.
You sit up. You can't help thinking about Gamzee. It was odd that he offered to walk you home. He never has before. Until Myst showed up. Did Myst tell him to?
You shake your head. No. The new girl seems too shy to even talk to somebody like Gamzee. You're probably over analyzing. Of course you are.

~time skip~

Today you get to school ten minutes early. Mostly because you where curious about Myst, and you wanted an opinion that counted. You decide to go to Sollux.
"Hey Sollux!" you yell.
"Jegu2, what do you want (y/n)," Sollux rolls his eyes.
"You're opinion. About the new girl," you lean towards him, waiting for his answer.
"Um. Are you wearing your pajama pant2?" Sollux looks at you confused.
You look down. You indeed are wearing your pajamas. You groan. Great. Oh well. At least you have clothes on.
"Well. That2 halariiou2," Sollux laughs.
"Shush. So your opinion," you cross your arms.
"Yeah 2ure. About My2t? I gue22 2he2 pretty cool. 2he wriite2 a lot though. Iif you want to know her better you 2hould talk to her," Sollux types on his phone. Probably texting Feferi.
You sigh. Sollux wasn't much help. Not really.
"Wwearing pajamas. Someone got lazy today," Eridan laughs.
You groan. Of course, Eridan would notice. That asshole.
"Wwhat happened? Did you fall from the sky?" Eridan continues.
You face him. "What?"
Eridan sighs. "Nothing. I said nothing."
"Oookay. So Eridan, what do you think of Myst. The new girl," you smile. He has to have an opinion by now. He's the dlsea-dwelling asshole after all.
"Eh. She's a land-dwweller. And a human," he scoffs. "I wwouldn't talk to her if i wwas dying."
"I'm a land-dweller, Eridan. You're an idiot sometimes," you face palm. This idiot.

Lunch

You sit at a table with Cronus, Gammie, Karkat, Sollux, Meenah, and Drakon. As you calmly eat your lunch Drakon finishes his like a starving dragon. As far as you know Drakon was part dragon. You just. Didn't know what else. At least. He acted part dragon. He is nice most of the time. Until he gets bullied or sees someone else getting bullied. Then he's pretty viscous. You try to stay on his good side.
He taps your shoulder, "Psst. ©an I steal your roll? I'm starving for food to be in my stoma©h a©id right now."
"Uh, sure? Do trolls even have stomach acid?"
Drakon takes your roll. "I don't know. It just sounded good inside my head. But i blurbed it out and it just sounded really weird."
You nod.
"Yeah, I really but©hered that. So. Hey (y/n) do you like the new girl? She's a total newbie here. I think she's sweet. She doesn't seem to like ©rowds though. I've seem her with nepeta and tavros yesterday. They were showing her around s©hool and al-"
"HOLY FUCK! SHUT UP! YOU ALMOST SOUND LIKE KANKRI! I COULD FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW!" Karkat yells and slams his head on the table.
Drakon closes his mouth.
Meenah pats Karkats head.
"Well. Uhm. Auh. Anyways. (y/n). Your answer."
"I don't know. I've only had one class with her," you shrug.
"Awe. That's just too bad."
You shrug again. If you keep that up your shoulders will just fall off.
"Hey guys, I got a story to tell you," Cronus stands up. "Get ready."
Gammie rolls her eyes.
"Kankri is expelled from school because, drum roll." Cronus pauses dramaticly. "He couldn't let the teach havwe a lecture because he wvas havwing his owvn lecture!"
"THAT'S FUCKING GREAT. KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A BREAK FROM HIM. IT'S A FUCKING DREAM!"

(AN
There's probably too much going on in this chapter. I'll sum up someone though.
The new character introduced is Drakon Cadmus. Blah blah. He's teal blood, because thats like my favorite color. Anyways. I never made him have a quirk. So he talked normal. Aside from stuttering. I also love dragons. His only association with dragons is he acts like one.
I hope you enjoy him. He's by far one of my favorite roleplay characters. Although. This isn't his complete design. I tweaked it to fix the trolls universe.
He wears a silver leather jacket, black shirt, a black beanie, black and white bandanas around each wrist. Ripped skinny jeans and teal shoes.
Mkay. There. There ya go. He's gay.)