okay so hal was like
"dirk i want to marry you"
"YES OF COURSE!"
and then they got married while roxy had nepeta on her shoulders in the background
kurloz flew out because he couldn't handle it and dav- i mean costume man stood there crying
everyone but costume man and kurloz wore lil' hal shades because dave wore terezi's and kurloz wore none because he is a stinky
oh also sollux was there but a girl for some reason and uhhhhh just ate all the cake
okay bye