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The art of quibages

//A little chapter involing the Romanoff triplets when they were small and an older peter just for fun

*looks at a five year old Ben,Bruce,and Nat as they were dressed up as spider boys and spider girls*

Ok Kids today i'm gonna show the art of quibages.

Ben:*tilts head comfused*Quibages?

Bruce:*raises hand*

Yes Bruce?

Bruce:Is it saying words in other languages?

No buddy. Its making jokes

Nat:Oh...like you do when you fight bad guys

Yep*hears alarms* okay let me show you how your old man does it*pulls down mask* Now stay here and watch Daddy*jumps down as the three triplets watched*

*lands and sees Rhino*Hey Rhino. Heard the zoo was missing a big old dumb and smelly animal

Rhino:*growls and charges at Peter*

*jumps over Rhino* Whoa there big fella no need to get horny

Rhino:DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!!

Sorry no. My fans expect a certain amount of quibages in every battle*webs Rhino's face*

Rhino:*growls and tears off the webbing*WHY YOU LITTLE-*gets mouth webbed*

Watch the mouth. Children are watching!*kicks Rhino in the jaw*

Rhino:*growls and grabs his leg*

Uh oh.....*gets thrown into a wall*Ow....

Rhino:*tears off the webbing and kicks Peter in the chest repeatedily*Any last words wallcrawler

Yeah....is your horn compesating for something else...

Rhino:*growls and is about to crush Peter,but has his legs and hands webbed back by the triplets*

Ben,Bruce,and Nat:GET AWAY FROM OUR DADDY!!!*pull Rhino down making him fall*

Rhino:*growls*I REALLY HATE KIDS!!

*gets up* Hey......My kids hate you too!

Ben:*Kicks Rhino in the face*YOU SMELL BAD!!

Bruce:*punches Rhino*AND LOOK UGLY!!!

Nat:*uppercuts Rhino*AND LOOK VERY STUPID!!!

Rhino:*stumbles*

*smirks*Now kids all together now!!*pulls back fist as the triplets did the same and all four punch Rhino hard knocking him out* Good job kids. You made papa proud*pats them on the heads*

Ben,Bruce,and Nat:*grin widely*

*cops arrived and arrested Rhino as the four spiders swung away*Now kids what are you gonna tell mommy when we get home?

Ben:That we fought a big Rhino

Bruce:Made jokes

Nat:And punched Rhino in the face

I was gonna say that we went to the zoo,but that works too

-Parker Romanoff Signing off