Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
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Hey girl next door... so I just got pulled over by a cop while I was messaging you. When I rolled down the window, I explained the situation/what tinder is and showed him a picture of you. He told me I better message you cause DAYUM! I got off with a warning, so thanks for getting me out of that one.
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I would fight a pack of wild sea urchins in the handicap stall at KFC in China which my hands zip tied behind my back and my grandpas shake weight duck tape taped to my forehead as my only weapon just so I could eat a frozen pizza from Coles with you over Skype on a shibby dial up Internet connetion.
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