Me: hey mom, where are you?
Mom: going home from the supermarket, why?
Me: you took me with you!!!!!
Mom: crap, be there in five.
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My Little Joke Book with 1000 jokes (Part 1)
HumorThis book will have everything jokes, knock knock jokes, riddles, funny texts, facts and all that weird stuff. So read this book!!!! I know 1000 jokes is not little but that's the only name I could think of.
You took me with you (#20)
Me: hey mom, where are you?
Mom: going home from the supermarket, why?
Me: you took me with you!!!!!
Mom: crap, be there in five.