One day three vampires went to a vampire bar. Two of the vampires ordered blood, and one ordered hot water. The bartender was confused of why he would do that, but he kept quiet. The next day the same thing happened, two cups of blood and one cup of hot water. The bartender kept quiet because he didn't want to be the vampires next victim. The third day, the same thing, two cups of blood and one cup of hot water. This time the bartender asked "why don't you order any blood?" When he said this the vampire took out a tampon and said "I like to make tea!"
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My Little Joke Book with 1000 jokes (Part 1)
HumorThis book will have everything jokes, knock knock jokes, riddles, funny texts, facts and all that weird stuff. So read this book!!!! I know 1000 jokes is not little but that's the only name I could think of.
