online partner ✔[completed]

16.

What are you doing?

I'm eating.

Pizza and lemon juice?

No

Then what?

Pizza and lemon juice

Ha ha. Do you even eat good food?

Yes on Sundays when I go to Sally's and when I go to my parents house.

So approximately you eat good food 52 times a year.

Okay now I'm confused.

48 Sundays then New year and Christmas, Thanksgiving and Independence day.

Wow... You're such a nerd. A weird nerd. I cook too though not just everyday.

You know I met someone that's addicted to lemon juice just like you today.

Really? Is he handsome? Maybe he's my soul mate.

Wow... Tired of me already?... Well it's a she and she's beautiful but not as beautiful as you are.

Oh, I'm blushing. You've not even seen me. I might be some ugly old lady or a nun you might not know.

Ah I love ugly old ladies and if you are a nun I'd win you with my charm, irresistible handsome face and sexy body..

Oh you are a foolish narcissist. I bet you are as ugly as my late husband.

You're creeping me out Megan. Don't worry when we meet I'd be the most handsome man you'll ever set your eyes on.

Are you sure? It's hard to admit but you should see my boss. You'd even turn gay for him.

Ah! I hope there isn't any office romance going on?

There is, in fact I'm even planning on eloping with him.

He sniffles.

What are you doing?

I'm crying.

You're crazy

For you.