chapter 1

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Madea's POV

I sat here in this god damn church, for more than two damn hours with ally. I love this child but this church thing, ain't for me ill be good with the lort another way. I need a cigarette. I'm not even paying any attention to the man I just say amen every 5 to 10 mintues. I need to get out of here my eyes twitching every second. I don't belong here I'm a thug I'm a real life thug, i killed tupac. My thoughts were interrupted by my phone ringing putting the whole damn church attention on me.

"What the fu- "

"Madea " Ally said sternly

"I mean what does Kordei want when I'm in church"

"Sorry, gotta take this, it's my grandchild, the one with the 5 kids, she fruitful y'all" I said as I walk fastly to the bathroom smiling innocently at the other old ladies.

Madea: Yes, the hell you want child.

Normani: madea could you come fix the tap in the kitchen, lauren tried but you know her....

Madea:  ok ok I'm coming. I wanted to get outta here anyways.

Normani: thanks. Hurry.

Madea: don't rush me, I'm coming.

Madea: kordei, wait.

Normani: yeah

Madea: your girl got any ciggarrette?

Normani: Yes, wait aren't you in a church.

**

As I ran out the church, Kordei's house isn't far from the church so it wouldn't hurt to walk so I did just that. On my way to Kordei's home I saw the wicked witch of the west. The one and only Caitlyn jenner.

Or should I say Bruce jenner

I tried to ignore her and continue walking my way cause I'm tryna be good with the lort but she just had to say something disrespectful.

"I see you still wearing your nighties  during the day" she said rolling her eyes bumping into me.

"Oops " she said innocently

This bitch really.....madea calm you just came from church.

"You so damn big, watchu gon do with a purse that size.

I feel to kick him in his vagina but I don't wanna loose my shoes.

I should buss my gun on her two plastic boobs, she won't feel anything tho, cuz it ain't real.

I try to ignore her but I must have the last laugh.

"Bruce, I got something you don't have and can't get" i said passing my hand over my private part chuckling.

"Um hate to burst your bubble but I got a pussy too sis, get your facts right" she said flipping her hair.

"It's not real tho. You got a plastic pussy, Bruce".

"And so what I'm sure mine's better than yours anyways" she said putting her hand in my face.

"Nobody wanna suck your boobs, it'll be like you sucking on two damn plastic bags".

" don't you think you're too old for this"

"I mean look at the colour of your hair, it went from grey to silver"  caitlyn said chuckling

"Now I got silver hair, but I got silver bullets too. Do you want one ?" I said walking up to her.

"Madea move, before I hit you" she said putting her hand in my face

"HIT ME. GURL I WANT YOU TO HIT ME"

" I guess no one told you I'm madea, MA to the damn D-E-A" I told the bitch

"When I'm done with you. You gunna wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that creates you" I said all up in her face.

"Excuse me " she said screwing my face.

Sudenly I don't know what happened but my hand went to his face and slam his ass to the ground...

Oops.

I watch as his body lie there helplessly. My eye caught her purse on the ground next to her and I couldn't help but take her money in it.

Been wanting a damn cigarette for so damn long.

**
"Kordei I'm here"

No one answered, so I went to the kitchen. Nobody wasn't there and I'm hungry. I took out some food for myself Kordei made earlier and went on the couch in the living room watching an episode of the haves and the have not while I eat.

After I watch house of Payne. Oh I love this show. That boy should've never stole the bike. I don't blame Curtis I would've done the same if King or Prince stole a bike that's not theirs. They probably not even thinking bout stealing a bike with all that damn money they got.

When I was done I realized I haven't watch any tv in a while and enjoyed it without getting distracted or something. Wait I realized that no one didn't come to distract my tv time. Where's the kids.

I called out " kordei " getting no answer.

I went upstairs checking the kids rooms but no one was there.

Where the hell is she. I knocked on Lauren and Normani's door getting no answer but I can hear screaming and grunting.

Hmm

I turn the door knob opening the door.

**

Normani's POV

I was at the end of the bed with my feet hanging on the ground and my wife between my legs as she pick up the pace thrusting in and out of me. I love this so much.

"Faster " I moaned loudly.

"OHH, BABY FUCK MY PUSSY, " I wrap my legs around her waist as she thrust faster and faster. My eyes went to the back of my head.

Lauren grunts as she goes faster

I feel that feeling building up in  my pussy and I know I bout to cum.

" WHAT THE HELL KORDEI!? "

**

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