one day god got bored, so he created earth. on earth he put a bunch of animals. he also created a monkey-mermaid-fairy-cow-hybrid. he only created two monkey-mermaid-fairy-cow-hybrids, god named them adam and eve. adam and eve were 200 years old.
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This Story is a Train Wreck
Randomdedicated to Sara. you stayed up all night listening to something very similar to this story, how the hell did you do that. i can promise you will regret reading this, but it is very interesting. I AM GOING TO HELL FOR THIS STORY.
