Rites, Rituals, and Scary Games Encyclopedia

Absorption of the Speaker~ Not Recommended

I would label it safe but I know how foolish you humans can be. If you do this ritual, be very careful and promise me you won't do it more than three times. I also recommend a pair of earplugs or noise cancelling headphones or something of the sort. Have fun~

In the many rituals of this website, there is a common theme: either "if the (being) does/does not (do this thing), you will suffer (mutilation/torture/death)" or "once you're (on) there is no turning back" type. I'll be pleased to say in this ritual, these themes don't happen.

Now, why you would want to do this ritual in the first place I honestly don't know, but pay attention, and you can get away scot-free even if you mess up.

What you are trying to summon is a being which I'll call "The Speaker." He isn't a ghostie from a graveyard or the devil or anything.

You must have this in the ritual.

He's the keeper of knowledge, and he has all the answers to every single one of your questions. All the information in the universe is stored inside a special place not located on Earth.

The Speaker will give you the information you need if you play your cards right. But play it wrong...we'll discuss over all the bad shit later to come. You see, he hates being summoned over and over again, and if your defenses aren't strong enough, he might just overwhelm you.

First things first: you need to set around 20 cups in a circle. (Any kind of cup will do.) If the circle isn't large enough to let a person stand in it, use more cups. Make sure there is no more than once inch between each adjacent cup, or The Speaker will slip through. To be safe, let the cups touch each other at the rims.

Cut up a sheet of paper into slips. Make as many slips as you have cups, and try to make them equal-sized. On each slip, write "The Speaker" (no quote marks) in clear handwriting. When you're done, put one slip into each cup. If you have extras, discard them.

Scatter some wet dirt into the circle. DO NOT let a single speck of dirt land in the cups or outside the circle. The Speaker will appear out of any nearby dirt, and if he appears in your cups, you'll be screwed if you don't have your Defender, because this breaks the circular protection. If you really want a strong protection, spread salt around the cups.

In as many cups as you can, put a candle in it. The candle isn't really for fending off The Speaker; it has another, useful reason. You don't need every cup to have a candle.

Once you're done setting up the protections, start making your Defender. In this ritual, the Defender is one hand-held tool used to ward off The Speaker should he ever penetrate your defenses. It's powerful enough to banish The Speaker back to his own dwelling. This is used as a last resort, and probably the best. A Defender is made out of a personal object, a relic used to ward off evil (a crucifix, a Star of David, etc. It should also be a religion YOU believe in, so if you're atheist, too bad.), and some red string tying them together. Make sure they are bound securely; together they can hold off The Speaker forever; individually they cannot. After you're done, put it in a pocket, out of sight.

You now must give an offering. Holding all the knowledge in the universe is a tiring job, and The Speaker needs energy. Most people prepare a calorie-filled foodstuff for him; that probably is the easiest. Drop your fried chicken/hamburger/jar of cashews onto the dirt and close your eyes. Count to five, and then think of The Speaker as hard as you can. Open your eyes.

In front of you, rising from the dirt, will be The Speaker. You might've noticed any lights around you have dimmed somewhat, but you're probably gazing in awe at The Speaker. He'll look like an average guy dillydallying around; but the transparent, massive wings that sprout from his back say otherwise. He also has these incredibly dark eyes, like the never-ending passage of a tunnel, or a deep, shadowy well. The irises will have dilated so large as to leave almost no whites in the eyes.