My fun with Creepypastas (Mainly For Comedy!)

Cheesecake or waffles?

I groan and look up from my tablet, Ticci Toby and Masky, as usual, were fighting about which is better. Cheesecake or waffles. Honestly, I don't see why they don't come to a truce that both are delicious. I mainly want them to shut up, though I'd never say anything. Suddenly a piece of cheesecake lands on my leg, they have resorted to throwing food, how mature. Well, I get a free bite of cheesecake.

Tt: waffles i-is c-c-clearly better!
Ej: Oh please! Cheesecake is the best damn food on Earth!!
Tt: No! W-waffles is A-AMAZING!!!l!

Slender walks in "child, what is going on?" I shrug before pointing at the two jackasses throwing food like no one's business. Slender sighs before going to decipher the situation. I go back to my virtual book, the heroin is just about to unmask the evil wizard when an axe knocks it out of my hands. The tablet doesn't seem damaged except for the axe that just cut in half, I have all my information on my laptop, but I had worked hard to get that thing! I just sigh and pick up the broken thing and throw it away. Speak softly and carry a big stick I told myself don't let them know you're angry. I head into the cross fire, with slender trying to contain the two killers. I grab a soda and watch the chaos lay out before me. Yup, this is normal.